Discount Zombie Merchandise
So let’s say you want to have a zombie theme party some time before the zombie apocalypse but don’t know where to find cheap zombie merchandise. Where do you go? Where do you tell your friends to find the right discount zombie merchandise for the awesome party?
The answer is of course quite simple: go to www.zombievshuman.com. We of course have a company policy of non-discrimination and have no qualms about providing inexpensive zombie merchandise to any zombies you may have invited to your party. This of course is assuming you need cheap zombie merchandise after the apocalypse and we are still around to provide them.