Discount Zombie Clothes
It was previously mentioned that our goal is to provide inexpensive zombie clothes at a price you can’t refuse. Well this is only part of our purpose on this earth. Not only do we want to produce cheap zombie clothes for those that need them, it is our higher goal to make sure that this type of awesome zombie artwork is worn by the majority of the world’s population.
In order to accomplish this higher goal we know we would have to sell discount zombie clothes at a low enough price that everyone could afford it. This is why we decided to go with the inexpensive zombie clothes instead of something lame like clothing with pictures of cars or pets.
In order to fully realize our goal, we will need your help in purchasing and disseminating as much cheap zombie clothes as you possibly can. Without your help we are just a group of highly functioning weirdos trying to sell a discount zombie clothes. We don’t want to be weird, so please join us.